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Bridge to New Zealand
Saturday, 31 January 2009 10:51 | 
Written by George Veal | 
The Worshipful Master of our Lodge found a bottle with a Genie in it. In accordance with custom, the Genie offered to grant him a wish.
"OK," said the WM, "I've always wanted to go back to New Zealand, but I hate the long flight. So my wish is for you to build a bridge so I can drive to New Zealand."
"I can't do that!!!" exclaimed the Genie. "Don't you know that's impossible? No Genie could do that. It's too far, the water is too deep, it's just totally beyond anybody's power. You will have to make another wish."
"OK," said the Master. "I wish that at our next Lodge Committee Meeting all the PMs would just get along, not have to tell us how they did it their year, not complain about the ritual, not put down the current officers ... just sit on the sidelines and agree!"
"Hmmmmm," said the Genie. "Do you want that bridge with 2 lanes or 4??"
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